Is it your birthday?
No mine isn’t until July.

And I know for sure it’s not your birthday because I would’ve gotten you something amazing.
(Source: adam-the-beast)
Not creepy at all.

No more trouble!
But I enjoy trouble.

(Source: adam-the-beast)
No more punching.
Why not? He’s an ass.

(Source: adam-the-beast)
…
You’re lucky I’m bored too…

…it’s my lucky day..
Why, Adam… Are you hitting on me?
I dunno. You’re single now. I’m bored?

That was certainly something…

Got plenty more where that came from..